akiralazuli:

ESFP: Talks even when they do not. Has the best clothes. Secretly goth.

ISFP: Observing you always. Has a life degree in social psychology. Could kill you, but probably will not.

ESTP: Born from an explosion. Can use everything as a weapon. Hobbes include fighting gorillas in space.

ISTP: Built a space shuttle with dental floss and a cap gun. Lobbies new laws just to break them. The only person to break into Fort Knox AND Area 51.

ENFP: Can transform into a Pegasus at will. Is your friend, so deal with it. Grows hugs in their backyard.

INFP: Happiest kind of sad. Bleeds kittens. Disney princess by night.

ENFJ: Delegated peace between Star Trek and Star Wars. Does charity work after every meal. Requires no less than a ten-person audience when doing these kind of things.

INFJ: Knows things 45+ minutes before they happen. Reads minds. Travels dimensions when nobody is looking.

ESFJ: Knows what is best for you. Is the parent of everybody. Can absorb emotions through osmosis.

ISFJ: Has fresh cookies on stand-by. Cares for the children of their vanquished enemies. Hugs themselves sometimes.

ESTJ: Eats pain for breakfast. Makes flowers wilt by walking near them. Once made The Rock and Chuck Norris cry on the same day.

ISTJ: Actually married to Lady Law. Organizes their lint by color. Has friends, but does not know it.

ENTP: Is roommates with Satan. Plays golf as a contact sport. Punches stone walls for fun.

INTP: Can recite Pi to the Aleph Null. Can clone a banana, but not peal one. Would rewire an electrical system before changing a lightbulb.

ENTJ: Brushes their teeth with a chainsaw. Kills people with a single glare. Knocked out a train with one kick.

INTJ: Already knew that, and everything else. Is better than you. Allergic to feelings.